★★★★★
"I was going through so much TP, so this is a welcome addition to my bathroom. It was so easy to install."
Linda T.
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Purchase
TP can't wash.
Moby can.
Feel actually clean. 10 minute install. No plumber.
- Fits 95% of toilets (round or elongated)
- Metal T-valve + braided hose—built leak-safe
- Cut TP 60–90%. Fewer clogs. Lower costs.
IF MUD WAS ON YOUR HANDS, WOULD YOU JUST WIPE?
Wiping isn’t cleaning.
Dry paper smears + irritates. Water rinses clean.
Why TP fails:
- Smears, doesn’t remove
- More wiping = more irritation
- Never feels “done”
WIPE
WATER
SEE THE DIFFERENCE
Moby vs. the rest
| Feature | Moby | TP | Cheap | Wipes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Actually cleans | ||||
| Gentle on skin | (bleach) | (chemicals) | ||
| Won't clog pipes | ||||
| Ongoing cost | ~$0.01 /use | $300+ /yr | ~$0.01 /use | $150+ /yr |
| Leak-safe design | ✓ (metal) | (plastic) | ||
| Self-cleaning nozzle | ||||
| Fits 95% of toilets | ||||
| Eco-friendly |
EASY INSTALL
Install it yourself. Under 10 minutes.
Phillips screwdriver. That’s it. (No plumber. No electricity.)
- No plumber
- No electricity
- Metal parts
REAL CUSTOMERS. REAL RESULTS.
93% recommend to friends and family.
★★★★★
"I was skeptical, but the pressure dial made all the difference. Started gentle on day one—now I can't imagine going back to toilet paper."
★★★★★
"Installed in under 10 minutes. My husband was impressed—and he's usually the one who does all the handy stuff. Super easy."
★★★★★
"My last bidet leaked after 8 months—cheap plastic T-valve cracked. This one has metal internals and a metal hose. Six months in, bone dry."
★★★★★
"My wife thought I was nuts. 'A bidet? Really?' Two weeks later, she asked when we're getting one for the guest bathroom. Now she tells all her friends."
★★★★★
"With hemorrhoids, wiping was miserable—irritation every single time. The Moby changed everything. Gentle water, way less friction. I actually look forward to bathroom breaks now. Weird to say, but true."
★★★★★
"I was worried about cold water, but honestly? You barely notice. The pressure is what matters—and once you feel actually clean, you'll forget all about the temperature."
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Common questions
Everything you need to know.
Quick answers to the questions we hear most—plus how your purchase helps others.
30% of profits build water wells
Our missionEvery Moby sold helps bring clean water to communities that need it most. We donate 30% of our profits to build wells in underserved areas.
- 30% of profits donated—not a marketing gimmick.
- Sub-Saharan Africa loses 40 billion hours/year collecting water.
- Your bathroom upgrade funds someone else's clean water.
Will it fit my toilet?
95% compatibilityMoby fits approximately 95% of standard toilets—round or elongated. If you have a two-bolt seat and access to your shutoff valve, you're set.
- Works with round and elongated bowls.
- Standard two-bolt seat mounting.
- Not sure? Our 60-day trial means zero risk.
Will it leak?
Metal T-valve + braided hoseCheap bidets use plastic threads that crack and leak. Moby uses an all-metal T-valve and braided steel hose—the same materials plumbers trust. Built-in backflow prevention keeps your water supply safe.
- All-metal T-valve—no plastic threads to strip.
- Braided steel hose rated for high pressure.
- Renter-friendly: installs and removes cleanly.
Is the nozzle sanitary?
Self-cleaning designThe nozzle automatically rinses itself before and after every use. When not in use, it retracts behind a protective guard—never exposed.
- Auto-cleans with fresh water each use.
- Retracts behind guard when not in use.
- Uses the same clean water as your sink.
What if I don't like it?
60-day risk-free trialTry Moby for 60 days. If it's not for you, send it back for a full refund—no questions, no hassle. We also include a 1-year warranty on all parts.
- 60-day money-back guarantee.
- 1-year warranty on all parts.
- Real humans answer support emails.
Won't the water be cold?
It's cool, not cold—and most users say the refreshing sensation is actually pleasant. More importantly, the pressure does 99% of the cleaning work. After one or two uses, you won't think about temperature at all. (Many customers with sensitive conditions actually prefer the cool water—it's soothing.)
- Cool water, not ice cold—straight from your supply line.
- Pressure matters more than temperature for cleaning.
- Most users adapt within 2-3 uses.
Do I still need toilet paper?
Just a square or two for a quick pat-dry—that's it. Most customers cut TP use by 60-90%. Some switch to a small towel they wash weekly. Either way, you'll go from a roll every few days to a roll every few weeks.
- Water does the cleaning; paper just dries.
- Most users: 60-90% reduction in TP.
- Optional: dedicated dry towel (wash weekly).
A Transformative Solution for your Bathroom
↓ PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS ↓
Quick Installation
Installs in under 10 minutes, easy for anyone to set up or remove.
Dual-Nozzle System
Moby’s dual nozzles offer front and rear wash for a thorough, customizable clean.
Automatic Cleaning
Nozzles self-clean before and after every use, ensuring a spotless experience.
WHY MOBY WORKS
Engineered for comfort. Built to last.
Comfort you can tune—protected self-rinsing nozzle + leak-safe metal fittings.
AutoClean Nozzle
Rinses itself before + after each use, then retracts behind a guard.
Rinses itself before + after each use, then retracts behind a guard.
2.1 Billion People Lack Safe Water at Home
Your Moby purchase helps change that. We commit 30% of profits to clean-water access—because everyone deserves hygiene, not just those who can afford it.
Real-world impact
Clean routine → clean water.
Better hygiene at home… and real projects beyond it. We keep it simple and we show the proof.
Pledge:
30% of profits to clean-water projects. Tap the receipts.
2.1B lack safe drinking water at home
3.4B lack safely managed sanitation
More stats
106M drink directly from untreated surface water
1.7B lack basic hygiene services at home
354M still practice open defecation
Sources:
WHO/UNICEF (Aug 26, 2025)
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UNICEF fast facts
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