The cleaner your
bathroom was
always missing.
Toilet paper smears bacteria. Water removes it. Moby attaches under any toilet seat in minutes — no plumber, no electricity. Just the clean you've been settling for not having.
Wiping isn't
cleaning.
If you got mud on your hands you wouldn't press a dry paper towel against them and call it done. You'd rinse under running water. Your body works the same way — but somehow we decided dry paper was fine in the one room where it matters most.
"Bidets reduce fecal bacteria by up to 90% compared to dry wiping."
Moby vs. everything else
| Feature | MOBY BIDET | Toilet Paper | Cheap Bidet | Wet Wipes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Actually removes bacteria | ✓ | ✗ | ✓ | Partly |
| Gentle on skin | ✓ | ✗ friction | ✓ | ✗ chemicals |
| Won't clog pipes | ✓ | ✗ | ✓ | ✗ |
| Ongoing cost | ~$0.01/use | $150–350/yr | ~$0.01/use | $150+/yr |
| Leak-safe metal build | ✓ Metal valve | — | ✗ plastic | — |
| Self-cleaning nozzle | ✓ | — | ✗ | — |
| Front nozzle for women | ✓ dedicated | ✗ | ✗ | ✗ |
| 30-day money-back trial | ✓ | — | ✗ | — |
You'll be done
before you
expect to be.
Phillips screwdriver. That's the most you'll need. No plumber, no electricity, fits round and elongated bowls. Works on your existing toilet, today.
They didn't go back.
Neither will you.
"The order arrived timely, easy to install, and it works like a charm. We can't imagine going back to a toilet without our Moby bidet!"
"Our Moby is the third attachable bidet we've bought and by far the best. My husband and I love the adjustable nozzles — the front wash is invaluable. We have a Moby in every bathroom."
"The dual nozzle system ensures a thorough clean every time, and the automatic nozzle cleaning is a brilliant touch. Installation was under 10 minutes."
"I bought one to test it out, then bought another right after for my son's bathroom. Great addition."
"I was worried the water would be too cold. It wasn't — it was such a nice clean experience. After the first Moby I bought another for the second bathroom."
Clean at home.
Clean water
for others.
30% of profits fund clean water wells in communities that need it most. We don't say "we give back" and move on. We post the donation receipts, publicly.