Moby Bidet™
Dual NozzleFor Women
Toilet paper can't clean you — it just moves bacteria around. Moby uses gentle, targeted water with a front nozzle designed for feminine hygiene. 10-minute install. No plumber. No electricity.
30-Day Money-Back Guarantee. Try Moby at home. If it does not feel like a major bathroom upgrade, email us within 30 days for a full refund.
"Our Moby is the third attachable bidet we've bought and it is by far the best. The front wash is an invaluable feature. We have a Moby in every bathroom in our house."
- Up to 90% less bacteria than dry wiping — water rinses it away instead of smearing it around
- Zero micro-tears — gentle water replaces paper friction on sensitive tissue
- pH-neutral — pure water only, nothing that disrupts your natural balance
- Gentle for postpartum & sensitive skin — soft water, not paper friction
- Saves $150–$350 a year — a typical household cuts toilet-paper use sharply
- AutoClean nozzle — self-rinses before and after each use
- Metal T-valve + braided hose — plumber-grade, zero leak risk
- 10-minute install — no plumber, no tools, no electricity
Toilet paper is dry paper on wet skin. It moves bacteria around, tears microscopically with every wipe, and leaves residue behind. Even "correct" front-to-back wiping drags bacteria toward the urethra.
"Flushable" wipes smell fresh but fight your body. The chemicals that keep them moist disrupt your natural pH. They also damage plumbing despite the label.
Electric bidet seats ($400–$800) do the same core job. You don't need the outlet, the remote, or the plumber. Moby delivers the same targeted wash for $69.99.
Water cleans. Paper doesn't. Moby hooks into your toilet's existing water line — no new plumbing, no electricity. The PressureDial scales from a gentle rinse to a thorough wash in one smooth turn. A single twist switches between the rear nozzle and the front nozzle.
The AutoClean Nozzle rinses itself with fresh water before and after every use, then tucks behind a guard. It never touches waste and requires no manual cleaning.
- Install (10 min): Shut off valve. Disconnect supply line. Attach T-valve. Slide Moby on. Turn water back on.
- Front wash: Rotate dial to front. Start on low. Adjust until right.
- Rear wash: Same dial, other direction. Start low, increase as needed.
- Daily use: 20–30 seconds. Pat dry with a single TP square.
Women who want to feel fresh all day. The front wash is the difference between "clean-for-now" and "clean-all-day."
Women prone to irritation or recurring infections. Water washes away from the body — paper can't do that.
New mothers, IBS sufferers, hemorrhoid-prone. Gentle water ends the friction cycle paper creates.
Anyone tired of the toilet paper bill. $150–$350/year flushed. Moby pays for itself in under six months.
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The Problem With Wiping.
Toilet paper was invented for convenience, not hygiene. For women, that difference matters.
UTI Trigger
Wiping — even front-to-back — drags bacteria toward the urethra. That mechanism is a documented contributor to recurring UTIs in women. Water washes away from the body entirely. Paper never can.
Chemical Disruption
"Flushable" wipes smell fresh but fight your body. The chemicals that keep them moist can disrupt your natural pH — the same balance that protects against infections in the first place.
Irritation & Micro-Tears
Dry paper on sensitive skin leaves invisible damage. Postpartum, during periods, with IBS, with hemorrhoids — repeated friction makes an already-irritated area worse. Gentle water ends that immediately.
Water works. Paper doesn't.
A peer-reviewed clinical study found bidets leave significantly less bacteria on skin compared to toilet paper — every group tested, every time.
Wiping, even "correctly," still moves bacteria in the wrong direction. The front wash reverses the flow — water travels away from the body, not across it.
Nothing scented. Nothing chemical. Nothing that interferes with your natural balance. Safe for postpartum, sensitive skin, IBS, and hemorrhoids.
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Found Their Answer.
Most Moby customers use both nozzles every day. Women who use the front wash report the biggest shift — fresh all day, not just after the shower, and significantly less irritation from paper.
15 verified reviews to date — and we show them all, including any under 5 stars. Honest reviews only, never edited.
An actual measured clinical result, not a marketing claim. Water lifts bacteria off skin. Paper just moves it around.
Most households cut TP use sharply in the first week. Moby pays for itself in under six months, then it's just money back.
Source: Journal of Water and Health (bacteria study) · Judge.me verified customer reviews · Moby packaging savings range.
Your Freshness Journey.
Hand-tight connections. No plumber. Everything you need is in the box. Most people are done before their coffee gets cold.
The first use is the moment. The second use is the switch. By end of week one, most customers report a clear change in how they feel throughout the day.
TP use drops sharply. Skin irritation from paper fades. For women with recurring irritation, this is typically when the old cycle breaks. Moby has almost paid for itself.
Moby paid for itself twice. You've told your best friend. You bought a second one for the guest bathroom. You wonder how you used paper for so long.
Two Nozzles. Two Purposes.
Most cheap bidets give you one nozzle and call it a day. Moby's dual nozzle was designed from the start with women in mind.
cheap bidets don't have.
Gentle, targeted, purpose-angled for feminine hygiene. Separate from the rear nozzle — its own position, its own pressure. The reason women buy a 2-pack for every bathroom.
that replaces paper.
One dial turn takes you from gentle rinse to thorough wash. The AutoClean nozzle rinses itself before and after every use, then tucks behind a guard — it never touches waste and never gets near it.
Built For Women. Actually.
Water cleans better than paper. Up to 90% less bacteria left behind. Zero friction on sensitive skin.
Invented for women. Designed to be forgotten about — in the best way.
Don't Take Our Word. Hear It From Them.
4 Methods. Only 1 Actually Cleans.
Why women are replacing TP, wipes, and expensive electric bidets with Moby.
Signed & Dated
When you buy Moby,
someone gets clean water.
Every bidet we ship funds the next well. 30% of profits — not vague "proceeds," not buried in a footer. Real dollars, sent to real projects, with the receipts posted publicly.
We're new. We're small. We've donated $250 so far — out of pocket, because we aren't profitable yet and we weren't going to wait. That number grows with every sale. We publish every receipt we sign. If it ever stops, you'll see it stop.
pledged, publicly
(receipts posted)
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Frequently Asked Questions.
Loved By Women Everywhere.
Real, verified reviews from women who made the switch.
"Our Moby is the third attachable bidet we've bought and it is by far the best of the bunch. My husband and I love the adjustable nozzles, and I think the front wash is an invaluable feature. We have a Moby in every bathroom in our house."
"We can't imagine going back to a toilet without our Moby bidet! The customer service when I had questions prior to ordering was excellent. The order arrived timely, the bidet was as easy to install as noted online, and it works like a charm."
"Installed quicker than expected and worked right away. The pressure control is smooth and easy to adjust."
"The difference is immediate. Once you use water, toilet paper alone feels ridiculous."
"Simple, clean, and works exactly like it should. I wish I bought one sooner."
"The front wash is the feature that makes this different. It feels like it was actually designed with women in mind."
Feel Actually Clean.
Or Pay Nothing.
Paper smears. Water washes. Give Moby ten minutes to install and one morning to prove it — and if it isn't the best thing you've done for your body all year, every cent comes back.