Moby Bidet™
Dual NozzleFor Women
Toilet paper can't clean you — it just moves things around. Moby uses gentle, targeted water with a front nozzle designed for feminine care. 10-minute install. No plumber. No electricity.
30-Day Money-Back Guarantee. Try Moby at home. If it does not feel like a major bathroom upgrade, email us within 30 days for a full refund.
"Our Moby is the third attachable bidet we've bought and it is by far the best. The front wash is an invaluable feature. We have a Moby in every bathroom in our house."
- Water rinses, paper smears — gentle water washes away instead of dragging, so you leave the bathroom actually done
- Gentle on sensitive skin — water replaces dry paper friction on your most sensitive areas, every single time
- Pure water only — nothing artificial touches you, nothing that doesn't belong there
- Gentle for sensitive days & delicate skin — soft water, not paper friction
- Cuts toilet-paper use by 60–90% — most households spend $150–$350/yr on TP and get it back in under 3 months
- AutoClean nozzle — self-rinses before and after each use
- Metal T-valve + braided hose — leak-resistant build, made to feel solid from day one
- 10-minute install — no plumber, no tools, no electricity
Toilet paper is dry material on skin that needs water. It smears rather than cleans, leaves residue behind, and creates friction on sensitive tissue with every wipe. Careful technique can't wash what it can only drag.
"Flushable" wipes seem like the upgrade but they aren't. The chemicals that keep them moist aren't designed for sensitive skin — dermatologists flag fragrance and preservatives in this category regularly. They also damage plumbing despite what the label says. A $2 billion industry built on a gap water already fills.
Electric bidet seats ($400–$800) do the same core job. You don't need the outlet, the remote, or the plumber. Moby delivers the same targeted wash for $74.99.
Water cleans. Paper doesn't. Moby hooks into your toilet's existing water line — no new plumbing, no electricity. The PressureDial scales from a gentle rinse to a thorough wash in one smooth turn. A single twist switches between the rear nozzle and the front nozzle.
The AutoClean Nozzle rinses itself with fresh water before and after every use, then tucks behind a guard. It never touches waste and requires no manual cleaning.
- Install (10 min): Shut off valve. Disconnect supply line. Attach T-valve. Slide Moby on. Turn water back on.
- Front wash: Rotate dial to front. Start on low. Adjust until right.
- Rear wash: Same dial, other direction. Start low, increase as needed.
- Daily use: 20–30 seconds. Pat dry with a single TP square.
Women who want to feel genuinely fresh all day. The front wash is the difference between "clean for now" and "clean all day." Paper can't close that gap — water does.
Women with sensitive skin, or sensitive bathroom days. Water is gentler on sensitive tissue than paper friction — especially on days when comfort is the priority.
Renters. 10-minute hand-tight install. No permanent modification to anything. Comes right off when you move.
Anyone tired of the toilet-paper bill. Most households spend $150–$350/yr on TP. Moby pays for itself in under 3 months, then that money is yours every year after.
Paper Only Wipes
No Plumber Needed
on Toilet Paper
Every Bathroom Trip
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The Problem With Wiping.
Toilet paper was invented for convenience, not hygiene. For women, that difference is felt every day.
The Direction Problem
Wiping drags across skin. Water washes away from the body. One direction leaves you clean. The other just moves things around. That's the whole reason the front nozzle exists — and why women feel the shift most.
The Wipes Problem
Flushable wipes smell clean but aren't the upgrade they appear to be. The chemicals that keep them moist aren't designed for sensitive skin — and they damage plumbing despite what the label says. A $2 billion industry built on a gap that water already fills.
The Friction Problem
Dry paper creates friction on sensitive skin with every single use. Water has zero friction, zero residue, zero passes. On the days when comfort matters most — that difference is the whole thing.
Water works. Paper doesn't.
That's the most honest metric we have. When someone tells their friend to buy it, they already decided it changed something for them.
The front wash doesn't just rinse — it rinses away from the body. Paper moves across skin. Water moves away from it. Women feel that difference within the first use.
Nothing scented. Nothing added. Nothing that doesn't belong there. Just water — the most gentle rinse available, and the one your body was designed to respond to.
Two Nozzles. Two Purposes.
Most cheap bidets give you one nozzle and call it a day. Moby's dual nozzle was designed from the start with women in mind.
cheap bidets don't have.
Gentle, targeted, purpose-angled for feminine hygiene. Separate from the rear nozzle — its own position, its own pressure. The reason women buy a 2-pack for every bathroom.
that replaces paper.
One dial turn takes you from gentle rinse to thorough wash. The AutoClean nozzle rinses itself before and after every use, then tucks behind a guard — it never touches waste and never gets near it.
Built For Women. Actually.
93% of Moby owners recommend it to someone they care about. Not a survey. Not a campaign. Women telling their friends.
Invented for women. Designed to be forgotten about — in the best way.
Your Freshness Journey.
Hand-tight connections. No plumber. Everything you need is in the box. Most people are done before their coffee gets cold.
The first use is the moment. The second use is the switch. By end of week one, most customers report a clear change in how they feel throughout the day.
TP use drops sharply. Skin irritation from paper fades. For women with recurring irritation, this is typically when the old cycle breaks. Moby has almost paid for itself.
Moby paid for itself twice. You've told your best friend. You bought a second one for the guest bathroom. You wonder how you used paper for so long.
4 Methods. Only 1 Actually Cleans.
Why women are replacing TP, wipes, and expensive electric bidets with Moby.
Will Moby fit your toilet?
Answer four quick questions. Most standard bathrooms are a match — and once you see it, the upgrade feels a lot less complicated.
Take the 30-second toilet check Four taps. No measuring. No tools. Interactive
That means the tank and bowl are two separate pieces, which is the most common setup.
Moby is designed for normal seat shapes, not unusual custom seats.
It is usually on the wall near the toilet. You turn it off during install.
If the caps are visible behind the seat, setup is usually simple.
Your answers match the common setup Moby was designed for. You can still try it at home with free US shipping and a 30-day full refund.
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Found Their Answer.
Most Moby customers use both nozzles every day. Women who use the front wash report the biggest shift — fresh all day, not just after the shower, and noticeably less friction than dry paper.
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You can replace a phone. You can't unfeel actually clean. That number says everything about how fast this becomes non-negotiable.
Most households cut TP use sharply in the first week. Moby pays for itself in under 3 months, then it's just money back.
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Loved By Women Everywhere.
Real, verified reviews from women who made the switch.
"Our Moby is the third attachable bidet we've bought and it is by far the best of the bunch. My husband and I love the adjustable nozzles, and I think the front wash is an invaluable feature. We have a Moby in every bathroom in our house."
"We can't imagine going back to a toilet without our Moby bidet! The customer service when I had questions prior to ordering was excellent. The order arrived timely, the bidet was as easy to install as noted online, and it works like a charm."
"Installed quicker than expected and worked right away. The pressure control is smooth and easy to adjust."
"The difference is immediate. Once you use water, toilet paper alone feels ridiculous."
"Simple, clean, and works exactly like it should. I wish I bought one sooner."
"The front wash is the feature that makes this different. It feels like it was actually designed with women in mind."
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When you buy Moby,
someone gets clean water.
Every purchase helps build the mission. 30% of profits — not vague "proceeds," not buried in a footer. Real dollars, sent to real projects, with the receipts posted publicly.
We're new. We're small. We've donated $250 so far — out of pocket, because we aren't profitable yet and we weren't going to wait. That number grows with every sale. We publish every receipt we sign. If it ever stops, you'll see it stop.
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Frequently Asked Questions.
Feel Actually Clean.
Or Pay Nothing.
Paper smears. Water washes. Give Moby ten minutes to install and one morning to prove it — and if it isn't the best thing you've done for your body all year, every cent comes back.